BIGGUN

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Finally got through this. At one point there were three scenes going on at once, and it was confusing, so I split them up into little sections. This is right after Vincent gets his shots and before the plotting.



Lu: ::goes down and cleans and re-sets up table::
Lu: you can come out now, boys 9_9
Lu: honestly.
Lu: ::freakin' sissies::
Lu: ::feels she as sufficiently pwned them AND Vin::
Hojo: *sighs*
Hojo: So it's only me then. Good. I don't want my staff in the crossfire.
Lu: you can put the dart guns away now. ::smiles and pats his shoulder::
Lu: nah
Lu: it's just like animals.
Hojo: *pockets dart gun*
Lu: just don't give them a reason to attack you
Hojo: I'm trying, but Veld seems hellbent on... nevermind.
Lu: ?
Lu: right.
Lu: is Scarlet coming in today or is that tomorrow?
Lu: I can't remember... ::checks schedule::
Hojo: I'm going to the hardware store. I need new locks.
Lu: um...okay.
Lu: ::shakes head::
Lu: ::does lab stuff::

---

Vin: *cannot sleep cause Voices won't shut up and totters to office about 30 minutes later and sits at his desk, smoking*
Veld: I thought I told you that those were bad for you.
Vin: I thought I told you I have a short lifespan.
Veld: Right, and you like testing it. Of course.
Veld: You should also be sleeping.
Vin: Tell that to the voices in my head.
Veld: Voices in Valentine's head, do shut up.
Veld: That work? *smirks*
Vin: *snickers*
Voice: Har har har motherfuckingcuntshittingsonofanassclown
Vin: No, they hate you.
Veld: I bet they do.
Galian: ... chicken. *pouts*
Vin: *makes motion with his cigarette* This week fucking sucks ass.
Vin: *twitches*
Veld: Yes, it does. *rubs forehead*
Vin: *wants to cuddle with Velly* *mutters very rude things and lights up again*
Veld: What are you babbling about over there? It's distracting.
Vin: I'm telling myself off, not the voices. though they help. Where the hell ya been all day?
Veld: Sometimes work requires me to be out. Official leaderly things... dead hookers to clean up, you know the drill.
Vin: ... ah huh, nope, you took a personal day.
Vin: your first one EVER.
Veld: Oh no, you caught me. Whatever shall I do. You said it yourself, it was a shitty week.
Veld: And I needed the sleep.
Veld: Lucrecia convinced me. Can't say no to that one, you know.
Vin: You always answer your phone. And you didn't. *pause and then a bit quickly* Letty was worried.
Veld: I'll have to go and apologize to her later. I was really dead to the world.
Vin: *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
Veld: What do you WANT me to say? Cause apparently you seem to have some sort of theory.
Vin: Well, there are two things in my mind... one, you're avoiding me, two you went off and did something. I'm betting two, but you're lying so you don't want me to know.
Voice: Kill him, he's fucking some fucker behind your back.
Veld: It's my business. You ALWAYS insist on getting in the middle of it.
Veld: Can't you just take it on face value? I needed rest. It happens. I'm not damn superman or anything.
Vin: *rolls eyes* Whatever. What's on for the night?
Veld: Jobwise? Another quiet one.
Veld: And you're not getting sent out if there was one.
Vin: *sideglances at Veld*
Veld: What?
Vin: Nothin.
Veld: You just got your shots. Geez.
Vin: I know I did.
Vin: But I'm not thinking about that.
Veld: *shrugs*
Voice: No, you know what would be fun though? Throwing Veld down on his desk and banging him like a salvation army drum

---

Scarlet: *pokes head in* Hallo?
Lu: there you are :}
Lu: all set?
Scarlet: *blushes and nods*
Lu: ::has new magazine out and stuff::
Lu: have a seat
Lu: you can just roll up your sleeve if you want.
Scarlet: *has a seat* Ah... Lu, I should kinda warn you...ah, I do some strange things on these shots.
Lu: Oh?
Lu: ::setting up syringes::
Scarlet: Yeah....
Lu: Such as?
Lu: ::readies bucket again just in case::
Scarlet: ...ah... *blush* Does Hojo mention anything in the file?
Lu: Er, not really, no.
Lu: It's all pretty clinically worded.
Lu: ::confunded now::
Scarlet: Ah... I sorta... just don't hold anything I say or do against me, alright?
Lu: er...okay... >>;
Lu: well, um anyway, your turn.
Lu: ::hands her magazine:: pick an article and start reading aloud :}
Lu: ::gets syringes ready::
Scarlet: *reads* Though the female sex drive is still a mystery to many men... Well really? WHO could have imagined? Scientists are working to discover the secrets of women
Lu: :;snickers and carefully gives shots, Scarlet shouldn't even notice::
Scarlet: *sits magazing down* These make me feel all warm...
Lu: I can turn on the fan if you want.
Lu: ::puts stuff away since she's done with the shots::
Lu: just relax for a minute.
Scarlet: *smiles* oh... its a good warm.... *leans over and watches Lu* I'm relaxed.
Lu: ::blinku:: um well good.
Lu: ::gets her some OJ::
Scarlet: *stands up and walks very close so that when Lu turns around they are like nose to nose*
Lu: o_O;;; ::nearly drops OJ::
KS: ::stumbles in, kinda drunk::
KS: Hay guys.
Scarlet: *puts hands on either side of Lu's head* Hi...
Lu: Er hello ::hasn't met Kat yet::
Lu: >>;;;
Lu: ::wtf???::
KS: ::handshake like:: Kat Strife.
Lu: nice to meet you...
Scarlet: *backs up * Heya kitty!
Lu: ::breathes::
Lu: ::that was weird::
KS: Hay Scarl, whas goin' on?
Scarlet: *shakes head* Well I have paperwork to do. How'd the trip to Junon go Kat?
Lu: Um okay. Have fun. ^^;
Scarlet: Vinnie had his shots, AND didnt' kill anyone!
Lu: ::weirdness:: >>;
Lu: ::cleans up::
Scarlet: oh and the new guys really nice. *thinks* Velds acting strange though.
KS: ::rubs forehead:: I think it went well. I don't really remember it now, though.
Scarlet: Drunk or are you turning into Veld?
KS: ::shit-faced look:: Totally smaaashed.
KS: |3
Lu: <<
Lu: ::contemplates Hojo-safe pizza::
Scarlet: *snickers* Rub it into Vin, he can't have a beer tonight. *brightens* OH and Lucercia table tops!
Lu: oh you RP too? ^^
Lu: ::brightens::
KS: Why ain't Vin allowed to drink?
Scarlet: Got his shots, you know the drill.
Lu: because alcohol and...what she siad
KS: Aw, damn. I forgot the shots n alcholol didn't mix.
Lu: ::finishes tidying up::
Lu: ...
KS: Should I come back later?
Lu: go and drink like a gallon of water
KS: A gallon of water?
Lu: as much as you can hold
Lu: to dilute the alcohol
Scarlet: *snickers* Tomorrow we need to celebrate. Steal a cop car or seomthing
Lu: otherwise you'll be sick later
Lu: like...a lot.
Lu: ::snerks::
KS: Okay. Sorry. I totally forgot what day it was. WOO, STOLEN COP CAR!
KS: ::goes to drink gallon of water::
Scarlet: *to Lu* We went out on a bender two weekends ago, Kat and Vin stole two cop cars and played crasher car.
Lu: heh
Lu: o_O;
Lu: wow...that's um...an exciting weekend...
Scarlet: Or the time we all ended up in Wutain prison
Lu: ...
Lu: I had detention once...
Lu: ^^;
Scarlet: Vin had this one guy convinced he was a red eyed demon from the pits of hell. Veld agreed.
Lu: ::snicker::
Lu: that's amusing
Scarlet: Or the time Kitty actually blew UP a bar. I don't know how it worked, but it was damned impressive
Lu: o_O;
Lu: goodness.
Lu: :;can only think of the OMGINSURANCE::
Scarlet: Well, see you at game on sunday! I'm gonna go see if Veld's choking the life out of Vin yet! Toodles!
Lu: heh later!
Lu: ::doesn't understand why everyone is so freaked out over the shots::

---

Vin: *twitch*
Veld: Are you going to sleep, do paperwork, or continue to sit and stare and twitch like a crazy person?
Vin: I'm not acting crazy, Veld.
Veld: No, you're acting quiet and creepy. You're usually yelling or something by now.
Vin: So are you... I've got a lot on my mind.
Veld: Quiet is calming. Creepy is not.
Vin: How am I creepy? (oh god here they go again)
Veld: I don't know. *is actually thinking of how Tammy was earlier, and the simliar mannerisms*
Vin: You know you... *does hand movement as if on cue* I don't even know.
Veld: *type type*
Veld: *twitch*
Vin: *glares* You aren't acting normal.
Veld: I'm fucking tired, Valentine. Do you WANT me to rant a lecture or something?
Vin: ... I don't know what I want I suppose.
Veld: I'm getting a terrible sense of deja vu here.
Vin: *sighs* Want to go get some coffee ....or dinner ....or... something?
Veld: No beer.
Veld: And if that'll get you to stop with the creepy twitchy thing, sure. Just let me finish up here.
Vin: *feels vaugely happy about this now*

---

KS: ::walks back into the room:: ._. Ulll...
Lu: ::finishes reports and stuff and goes to make Hojo-safe pizza::
Scarlet: *Goes to find Reeve to get SHOTS out of her system*
KS: ::waits around for Lu to come back::
Lu: ::returns::
Lu: o_O; are you okay?!
KS: I think I'm gunna be sick either way. ::a little water-sick atm::
Lu: ::gently guides kat over to table and has her sit::
Lu: I didn't mean a literal gallon...
Lu: ::gets her the bucket::
Lu: if you need to be sick, you can ::pats her back::
KS: D| Now you tells me. ::face -> bucket::
Lu: >_o;
KS: ::bucket-echo:: Thank you.
Lu: welcome.
Lu: ::sets up an IV::
KS: ::pre-horfing sounds::
Lu: ::puts table down and gets out blanket and pillow::
Lu: aww... ::patpat:: I'm sorry
Lu: this is why you shouldn't drink alcohol
Lu: or at least not on a belly full of shots
Lu: ::props table up just a little so Kat won't be lying completely flat::
KS: Yeah. I'm not usually this irresponsible. Not on shots-day, anyway.
Lu: ::nod::
Lu: you done or you gonna be sick again?
KS: ::sets bucket aside:: Naw, I'm cool for now.
Lu: okay
Lu: ::gets rid of bucket::
Lu: just lay back for right now
KS: ::rolls up sleeve::
Lu: I'm gonna put you on a hydrator just for an hour or two
Lu: this'll help take the edge off
Lu: ::sticks Kat and tucks her in::
Lu: ::makes sure she's all comfy and stuff::
KS: Cool. Will this knock me out?
Lu: heh
Lu: well, no
Lu: unless you WANT to fall asleep
Lu: you may if you like
Lu: then you won't know you're feeling sick
KS: Okay. @_@ I think I'll try to stay awake.
Lu: all right
Lu: ::pats her hair a little::
Lu: ::looks in on her Hojo-safe pizza while Kat rests::
KS: ::regains HP and MP::
Lu: ::made a nice big one::
KS: ::waits around, stares at ceiling::

---

Scarlet: *drags Reeve to nearest office because she promised no more closets*
Reeve: *getting dragged* Hey, I have that inspirational poster.
Reeve: *immediately forgets poster though, given, er, Scarlet*
Scarlet: Reeve?
Reeve: Yes, Scar?
Scarlet: Just checking, lets go into this office and make sure the desk is stable
Reeve: *nod*ejects the poor lackey currently in said office*
Lackey: AHH! waht the *thud*
Lackey: *stands up pretending to be tough* LET me in that office you fucking... people!
Reeve: Sorry. And you might want to invest in some paper towels, windex, and febreeze for when we're done. *closes door*
Lacky: O_o

---

Veld: *finishes up work, now that hand has stopped shaking*
Veld: You can walk?
Vin: Yeah I'm fine.
Veld: Good. Caffeine is apparently a no for me, so don't make fun of the tea I get.
Vin: *tilts head* No worries.
Voice: So... is this how we are trying to get into his pants?
Voice: Isn't it impropper to be the one constantly chasing?
Veld: *elevatoring*
Voice: Chicken?
Vin: *listening to the voices in his head argue with each other*
Veld: *done elevatoring* They arguing or something? You're damn quiet again.
Vin: *shakes head* Yeah, and I'm allowed to think you know.
Veld: Just checking. *smirks* You make a funny face.
Vin: ... *raises eyebrow* Did I now?
Veld: *attempts to demonstrate* Funny.
Voice: You two flirt BORING. I bet Letty's getting rode hard why can't you guys progress to that?
Vin: *cracks up*
Reeve: *totally proving that voice to be much correct*
Veld: Oh, and we're walking, by the way. Trains are slow.
Vin: *lights up cigarette*
Voice: ... why does the rookie get hot sex and you don't?
Veld: *snatches it away quickly*
Voice: Well there was Finn... he was fun.
Vin: Goddamnit, Veld!
Veld: S'bad for you. And considering your listening skills, I do what I have to do.
Vin: I listen perfectly well and its not like your getting any bad effects from the smoke in my mouth.
Veld: Secondhand smoke is just as dangerous. Don't you ever read?
Vin: Killing people is dangerous, don't you read?
Veld: Threatening me doesn't work, you know.
Veld: Though, points for a witty comeback.
Vin: Hey, I take what I can get with you.
Veld: *rolls eyes* Vain.
Vin: *cracks neck to hide head twitch* Why shouldn't I be?

---

Scarlet: *occupied*
Lackey: *figures it is best not to argue with the Turks and gets towels, windex and some febreeze*
Lu: feeling okay, Kat?
Lu: ::baking pizza in lab incubator- working pretty well too::
Lu: ::figures if Hojo can shower in teh chemwash, she can bake in the incubator::
Lu: ::cleaned it first, of course::
KS: All right. I'm probably going to be clockin' out as soon as I get the shots, though.
KS: ::woozy::
Lu: ok
pizza: *ding*
Lu: ^^
KS: ::woozy again:: I think...maybe...I'll take a nap for now. X_x ::zzzz::
Lu: all right
Lu: g'night
KS: ::SNORE::
Lu: heh
Lu: ::puts breathe-right strip on Kat's nose::
Lu: ::puts shower curtain over chem wash area::
Lu: ::adds bathmat outside it too::
Lu: there. ::makes sure pizza is not burnt::
Lu: ::wonders what's keeping Hojo::
Hojo: *comes in with full paper bag*
Lu: ::takes pizza out and sets it on table:: ^^
Lu: there you are.
Lu: ::cuts pizza with scalpel::
Lu: Need a hand?
Hojo: Pizza?
Lu: ::dishes pizza:: Yup.
Lu: Hojo-safe. ^^
Reeve: *apparently has a schedule of having sex whenever Hojo has pizza*
Lackey: *sighs and sits outside his office*
Lu: not-cheese, not-pepperoni, and two kinds of peppers ^^
Lu: ::dishes::
::pizza smell wafts::

---

Veld: Most people won't put up with vain people.
Vin: I'm not interested in most people.
Veld: Well good for you to have such confidence.
Veld: *went over his head*
Vin: *puts unlit smoke in mouth and clamps down on the filter to stop from saying anything*
Voice: He AINT interested. Sorry fag. Let's go fuck Finn
Veld: *sideglances and the points ahead* Coffee.
Vin: aye aye, captain oblivious.
Veld: Excuse me?
Vin: You heard me.
Veld: And your point?
Vin: The statement was my point.
Vin: *itches shoulder*
Veld: No, the statement was a childish and silly attempt at a point that obviously I didn't catch.
Vin: *orders coffee* You just... totally miss the point
Veld: *orders tea and grumbles about sisterly scientists* Which is?
Vin: *lights cigarette, but DOES blow the smoke away from Veld.
Veld: *ignores it for the moment*
Vin: ...fuck man.
Veld: *raises eyebrow*

---

Lackey: ARE YOU DONE YET?
Lu: ::eats vegan pizza with Hojo::
Reeve: Unless you are asking to provide another girl, shut the fuck up out there. We're trying to fuck on your desk!
Lackey: I ought to kick your fucking ass, punk!
Janitor: Give it up kid. Go home.
Lackey: *Thinks he can kick Reeve's ass and waits*
Janitor: ::sooooo NOT touching that office:: >>;
Reeve: *will have oh so much fun with lackey. ....in a ... while*
Lu: ::own clean and pizza-y version of fun::

---

Veld: Arguing again. Geez, that bad a day, huh?
Vin: Yeah... they kinda are hitting the nail on the head... *looks up* When did you get so... easy to talk to about this?
Veld: Insanity loves company. Oh wait, no, that was misery.
Vin: *glares at him* I... ah, I took your advice yesterday...
Veld: This can't be so! The world will end.
Vin: *glares* *twitches*
Veld: Sorry. Continue.
Vin: I saw my mom.
Veld: Oh? *sips tea* And how did that go?
Vin: *sighs* I don't know...
Veld: Did she recognize you? *going off what he previously said*
Vin: Immideately. She yelled at me for coming
Veld: She sounds like a smart lady.
Vin: I don't know. Gods I just want to shake her sometimes.
Veld: I know the feeling.
Vin: She just... I'm just as crazy as she is, that's the thing. And they did... I know this homes nice... but the one under the plate?
Veld: *nods, trying not to give away that he knows far too much about this issue*
Vin: *headtable*
Veld: You alive?
Vin: You still want to shoot me?
Veld: Not at the moment.
Vin: Could I persuade you to?
Veld: Now that takes all the fun out of it.
Veld: *gets serious* What is it with your fascination with oblivion?
Vin: I don't have one.
Veld: Well, then stop asking people to shoot you.
Vin: I just want you to shoot me.
Veld: Ok... that's a little weird. Becuase I distinctly remember you being rather opposed to that idea the first time I tried.
Vin: and then I totally fucked up shit and would have probably been better off. *head still firmly on table*
Veld: *pats him on the head briefly* I don't get why you're so worked up over so small a thing.
Veld: And I'm sorry I flipped out.
Veld: Instinct.
Vin: I'm confused, Veld.
Veld: *sighs* Anything I can do to help?
Vin: ....
Veld: Arguing again?
Vin: I don't know.
Veld: Well, alright. You sure you're feeling fine? My place isn't too far from here, you can crash there if you need to.
Vin: I... I'm sorry about Finn.
Veld: *blinks*

---

Lu: hungry?
Hojo: Sure. What's on the pizza?
Lu: not-cheese, not-pepperoni, and green and red peppers.
Lu: I pay attention. ;} ::dishes:;
Lu: and diseregard the snoring Turk.
Lu: she'll be all right, she just forgot NOT to have a beer after shots 9_9
Hojo: ... not-cheese? And what?
Lu: soy cheese and pepperoni
Lu: and red and green peppers.
Hojo: Oh. Oh, wow. Thanks.
Lu: welcome.
Lu: ::made a fair-sized pizza incase people show up::
Hojo: *eats pizza as he starts screwing new lock equipment onto file cabinet*
Lu: ::munches:: do I even want to know? ::watches::
Lu: Vin and Scarlet did great with their shots, btw.
Scarlet: *doing GREAT right now*

---

Veld: Apology accepted.
Vin: *sits up and dumps ludacris amount of sugar into his coffee cup* *sighs* So what did you do today?
Veld: I rested. Is that really so hard to believe?
Vin: I suppose so... *sighs* Veld... about...ah... that fight in the office. Were you really, jealous?
Veld: ...
Veld: Um... well... ah...

---

Lu: Well, did a round of shots for everyone
Hojo: Good.
Lu: typed
Hojo: And I'm locking my files.
Lu: almost have that mound of forms vanquished
Lu: okay.
Lu: you're keeping them organized, then.
Lu: and I put a curtain and bathmat on the chem wash.
Lu: because I know you won't listen to me.
Lu: and I don't want to see that again. ::blushes slightly::
Hojo: Sure thing. *eating pizza with one hand and power-screwdriving with the other*
Lu: ::watches him:: ::shakes head::
Lu: can you eat marshmallows?
Hojo: Sure. They're like pure sugar, aren't they?
Lu: heh yes
Lu: chocolate?
Hojo: That's fine.
Lu: okay ::sets up bunsen burner and s'mores stuff::

---

Veld: Fuckinghellokshutup.
Vin: *blinks* ... so... you like me?
Veld: Of course I like ya, kid. *then thinks about which "like" he means* Um... well... ah... you mean....... shit.
Veld: The fucking hell does that matter for?

---

Lu: ::waits for him to finish with the power tools::
Hojo: *finishes file cabinet and moves on to desk drawer*
Lu: do you want a hand?
Hojo: I'm almost done. *installs Serious Ass Master Locks and Backup Combination Locks*
Lu: >>
Lu: sensitive information? :;dry::
Hojo: Sensitive enough. It's not you I don't trust, don't worry.
Lu: ::nod::
Lu: no I understand
Hojo: I caught a Turk down here rooting through my files earlier.
Lu: ah.
Lu: you could always wire the cabinet to the electrical chord
Lu: 'course...that's a bit of a fire hazard.
Hojo: Ohhh, good idea.
Lu: but it was fun...
Lu: hmm
Lu: ::snerk::
Hojo: *plays with electricity*
Lu: ::decides to try to get his attention:: ::in Wutian:: "You're going to fry yourself."
Lu: ::turns off current::
Hojo: *blinks*
Lu: ::smiles::
Lu: "Foreign language. 9th grade on up."
Hojo: "Not bad. Your accent's a bit stiff, but not bad."
Lu: Heh "Thank you"
Lu: "Come and sit down, you can work on that tomorrow"
Hojo: *sits down* What are you making?

---

Vin: Beacuse I want to know. I guess it doesn't then.
Veld: *head in hands* Vincent, what the hell do you want from me? I'm twitchy, I'm sociopathic, and I have a tendency to go on nearly day long tirades. I'm most likely NOT a good fuck, considering that when people touch me I have a tendency to break them. So what is it?
Vin: I don't care about that shit.
Veld: *looks confused*

---

Lu: well, first pizza, now s'mores
Lu: ::hands him a skewer::
Lu: ::turns on bunsen burner::
Hojo: *scarfs smore*
Lu: ::munches delicately::
Lu: ::somehow manages to not get teh sticky::
Hojo: *totally sticky*
Lu: ::offers napkin::
Lu: I think your Turk worries are over
Lu: at least as far as Vin is concerned
Lu: just let me do his shots from now on
Lu: ::watches Hojo sugarfy himself:: >>
Lu: ::tempted to slip sleeping pills in his coffee::
Hojo: Things with Vincent are actually getting more complicated. But hopefully, that'll handle it.
Lu: ::nod::
Lu: well, that's good

---

Veld: WELL YOU SHOULD!
Vin: Why?!
Veld: BECAUSE I'M FLIPPING INSANE AND OLD AND DAMMIT I'M YELLING IN A PUBLIC PLACE!
Vin: You aren't OLD. Christ, who's called you old?
Veld: I'm SIX YEARS older than you kid. That's A LOT.
Vin: Says who? That's not a lot.
Veld: SAYS ME.

---

Hojo: *has another piece of pizza*
Lu: is it okay?
Hojo: It's great.
Lu: ^_^
Lu: lemme know if you want another one
Vin: Well, you're wrong.
Lu: you won't have to pay me either. ;}
Veld: No, you are.
Hojo: *laughs*
Lu: no one should have to suffer for pizza ;}
Lu: ::helps laugh::
Lu: ::toasts marshmallow::
Lu: ::about full- just likes to toast them::
Hojo: I need to finish up some paperwork, you need anything else? *takes second smore, goes to desk, leaves coffee unoccupied*
Lu: nah

---

Vin: I'm not a normal 18 anyway.
Vin: I'm old enough to kill people, Veld.
Veld: Pfffft. You ACT younger, though.
Vin: Do I?
Veld: Well, sometimes.
Veld: You do run around all willy nilly and set things on fire and get me into LOTS OF EXTRA PAPERWORK.
Vin: Well, I don't like you moping around all the damn time. You act like you hate the world you know?
Vin: ... I haven't lit any fires.... lately.
Veld: No, just people. There's a reason for the SOCIOPATH bit.
Vin: You don't hate me or Letty or Kitty.
Veld: Well, you're my kids. Kind of. It'd be pointless to hate you guys.
Veld: And you generally tend to stay far enough out of my proximity.
Vin: What if I don't want to anymore?

---

Lu: are you going to quit at all tonight?
Hojo: I never quit.
Lu: ::snerk::
Lu: seriously
Lu: schedule some downtime, okay?
Hojo: Seriously, no, I don't.
Lu: don't want you keeling over.
Lu: :P
Lu: if you say so.
Hojo: I'm fine. You'd prefer this to the me that sleeps. Believe me.
Lu: I haven't met the you that sleeps.
Lu: I can calm savage Turks, I think I can handle one non-morning scientist. ;}
Hojo: You don't want to. Trust me.
Lu: ::blinks::
Lu: :;shrugs::
Lu: whatever makes you happy.
Lu: I just don't want to see you sick.
Hojo: I'm not dead yet.
Lu: I mean what WOULD you do if you had to stay in bed for a week? ::GASPS at the horror::
Lu: no, not yet.
Lu: ::SO switching the sugar with powder of sleeping pill::
Lu: ::or something::
Hojo: I wouldn't.
Lu: ::knows she won't ACTUALLY do that- will just scrape him off the floor when he DOES keel over::
Lu: and contaminate every specimen we have with your cold germs :PPP
Lu: snot.
Lu: yum. ;P
Hojo: It's better. *end of conversation voice*
Lu: ::doesn't want to leave him alone all night...::
Lu: ... ::looks at still snoring Kat:: ...
Lu: ::convenient excuse::
Lu: ::sits at typewriter and starts in on forms again::
Hojo: *likes being alone at night*
Lu: ::wont' bug him::
Lu: ::typetytypetype::
Hojo: *typetypetype*
Lu: ::tired::
Lu: ::checks on Kat every now and again::
Hojo: *has more coffee*
Lu: ::can't handle caffine- tired::
Lu: ::types::
Lu: ::eventually falls asleep about 3 forms away from vanquishing the stack::
Hojo: *notices she's asleep*
Lu: zzz...
Lu: ::asleep all over typewriter::
Lu: ::will have key marks on her face in the morning::
Hojo: *picks up last three forms, does them, puts them on her finished stack*
Lu: ::completely out::
Hojo: *goes back to typing up proposal to get Vin's mom out the looney bin*
Lu: ::dreams of science::
Lu: ::dreams of typing, actually::
Hojo: *eats pizza as he types*
Hojo: *wonders if a psych ward could hold Vin*

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Veld: Do you honestly want to deal with me when I'm having REAL homicidal thoughts?
Vin: If I've got to go, I'd rather it be you than some botched up job or someone drilling in my head.
Veld: THERE WILL BE NO DRILLING IN YOUR HEAD SO HELP ME. And that's really morbid.
Vin: Mom's got scars on the back of her head. Her hairs thick, you can't see em...
Veld: You're not ending up in a crazyhouse, Vincent.
Vin: ...
Veld: Don't give me that look. It's a fact. You're not ending up there, and you WILL live past fifty if I have anything to say about it.
Vin: *shakes his head* You know, for someone who doesn't want a relationship with me you're damned involved in my life.
Veld: *blinks* That's what we were talking about?
Vin: Ah... *looks away and lights a cigarette* I was...
Veld: *snatches cigarette* Sorry, I was off on a rant tangent.
Vin: *grumbles and reaches behind to another booth stealing a straw and starts chewing it to death*
Veld: You're.... weird.
Vin: I'm certifiably insane, so yes.
Veld: Ok... so..... how does this work?
Voice: You both go fuck somewhere.
Vin: *snickers*
Voice: It really is that simple.
Galian: ... pretty lady gone?
Voice: The pretty lady doesn't have a hot and fuckable ass.
Veld: What are you snickering about?
Galian: she pets... smells nice.
Veld: Wait, no, I probably don't want to know what they're saying.
Vin: Sometimes... they have good timing. I really don't know how it works, Veld.
Voice: Yes, yes, but she is not here right now. We're trying to fuck Veld now.
Vin: You know I could have a sweet little old lady or maybe something telling me about morals in my head. You assume the worst.
Voice: You are such a rude little cretan, Gigas...
Veld: *raises eyebrow* I've known you for three years, kid. If there was a sweet little moralistic lady in your head, you sure as hell haven't been listening to her.
Vin: There ain't. Just sayn.
Vin: I'm still sorten them out... to be honest, I think there's three or four.
Voice: Chaos is sleeping.
Veld: Ok. That's not too bad. I guess.
Vin: *shakes head*
Voice: Why are you talking about this, you fucker?
Vin: ... not bad in compared to?
Veld: Oh, most full blown schizophrenics can have up to say 8 or 9 of them.
Voice: because he doesn't just want to fuck Veld. You've turned him totally homosexual. Hope you're happy. He may not be sleeping with Finn anymore.
Vin: .... how do you know that?
Veld: It's called reading, kid. What the hell do you think I do in my freetime? Crochet?
Voice: He's quite obviously hiding something, but you won't LISTEN to us, Vincent. He'd bleed well.
Vin: Strange topic to read up on.
Veld: Well, when you've got a one on your team, it's good to know a few things. I'm still trying to figure out the deal with Scarlet and Reeve, and Kat... well, she's just drunk a lot.
Veld: Though I DID read up on alcoholism. She's not one, just so you know. Just... drunk.
Vin: I think when we hired Reeve we hired three different people...
Vin: Letty seems pretty normal, maybe the shots don't mess with women much? Or maybe you, me and Reeve were just more fucked up to begin with?
Veld: Well, I could break into the intial psyche exams again.
Vin: *rubs head* It doesn't matter now, I just... I don't even know, Veld. What do you want?
Veld: Like right now? *looks at clock* Sleep.
Voice: NO!
Veld: Oh wait, you're talking about... dammit, you sure know how to swing a conversation.
Voice: They could sleep together. *totally insulting tone*
Vin: Well at least you catch on now.
Veld: *shakes finger* You're tricky.
Veld: Oh, gods... I don't know *laughs* I don't think I've ever been in a "relationship" as you so somberly put it.
Vin: I haven't either.
Voice: Aw, his face is almost as hot as his ass when he's all fucking embarrassed.
Voice: ... you've finally noticed his face! I'm proud
Veld: Well... so.... the heck were all those phonecalls I had to make in the morning where some chick would answer for your pants then?!
Vin: That was fucking. That wasn't a relationship.
Veld: Ok.... so....
Veld: ....
Veld: ....Dammit, I really DO want to get some sleep. I wake up DAMN early in the morning.
Vin: *puts badly mutilated straw down on the table and fishes another one*
Veld: So how about this?
Voice: Is the fucker a virgin, do you think?
Vin: *chews and wonders how Veld found the secret hidy places in his desk for cigarettes.
Voice: That is a distinct possibility
Galian: .... not pretty not chicken BORED
Veld: We go sleep now. And I don't know.... we see how twitchy I get?
Veld: Oh, and pleasenofuckingofshinraok?
Vin: *laughs* Yeah... I can handle that, no more Finns.
Voice: Hot fucker...this is gonna be fucking hot.
Voice: ... I doubt you will be seeing any hot what was it? Bish on Bish action, Gigas... sorry.
Veld: Just sleep, kid. Cause I'm pretty damn sure I'll go homicidal otherwise.
Voice: ...
Voice: FUCK NO!
Vin: *shrugs* I'm not asking for that, to be honest. I just... wanted to be with you.
Voice: ...FUCK!
Voice: and no more of Finn ShinRa... poooooor Gigas.
Veld: Ok. I should stop stalking you now, I suppose.
Voice: I hate all of you with the heat of a million fucking burning suns.
Vin: wait... you've been stalking me OTHER than the time I know about?
Vin: - love you too giggy-pop.-
Voice: *snickers at Gigas*
Veld: Heh... well... it was to make sure you weren’t blowing up things at first. I swear.
Vin: ...that's strangely sweet... in a stalkerish creepy way.
Voice: But he wants your hot ass! Come on!
Veld: *shrugs* Like I said, flipping insane.
Voice: It's not...fair, dammit.
Vin: *shrugs* It's ok, I handle flipping insane well.
Veld: So can I get back onto my normal sleep schedule before I blow a fuse?
Voice: Why do I have to be stuck in here, of all fucking places? Damn fucking bitch!
Voice: .... yup, no sex for you.
Voice: DAMN YOU ALL!
Vin: Yeah sure, I'm not going to stop you from sleeping.
Vin: *is smirking and rather happy that Gigas is so pissed off*
Voice: Maybe when Chaos wakes up?
Voice: I made you fuck ShinRa, I can make you fuck Veldy.
Veld: And at least you'll show up to work on time tomorrow.
Voice: It's just a matter of time.
Voice: Just like you can't wait to kill some fucker, slit his throat and watch the blood stain and life leak out through the eyes.
Voice: You can't resist it. Sex and murder are all there is to you, you little fucker.
Vin: ... says who?
Voice: Says me. And I've been watching you from inside your head.
Vin: -I wasn't TALKING to you fucker-
Veld: Hmm? *is getting up to walk home*
Voice: Sure you weren't, fucker.
Vin: Nothin man, but this isn't going to ruin my glistening work image or ethics, alright?
Veld: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Let's go.