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Veld: I AINT DONE WITH THE SHIFTY ONE!

Veld: BAAAD DRUNKS DRIVING! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

Reeve: ....please get me away from them, Scarlet.

Scarlet: They are both kinda shifty, Sir.

Vin: I AM NOT.

Vin: *should have had more to drink*

Veld: e's tha GOOD KID! AT LEAS I THINK SO!

Reeve: *whimpers* Oh God... I'll uh.. walk. Where am I?

Veld: Yer tha good kid righ?

Vin: No no no no no no way, plate boy, you're in sector three.

Vin: You'll die or become someone's bitch for an hour THEN die.

Reeve: As opposed to you killing me and feeding me to your cat?!

Reeve: *winces* I'm sorry, shouldn't have -aha-- implied..

Vin: I don't have a cat...

Veld: *laughing hysterically* VIN CANT KEEP A CAT!

Vin: ... I'd have to feed it and shit

Veld: e cant even take care of hisself...

Reeve: *still backing away* Scarlet please.. help..

Vin: *snorts* I've been taking care of myself since I was 13 THANK you verymuch.

Reeve: *thinking they're completely and utterly insane and even though they aren't talking about killing him, it's very scary*

Veld: eh, righ... and you didn't cry like a little girl when I caught ya EITHER!

Scarlet: *opens back door and ushers Vin and Veld in* *to Reeve* Get in the front, this is normal. Pretty Soon Veld will be telling Vin how he needs to go to school or something.

Vin: No I kicked you in the shin.

Reeve: *gets in the front, still wincing and sure he's going to die*

Veld: Yess and I grabbed ya by the ear and dragged yer skinny ass.

Veld: *laughing* the LOOK on yer face!

Scarlet: *pats Reeve on the leg* They won't hurt you.

Vin: You took my gun from me too, jackass, or I would have blown yer head off.

Veld: Yes weeny ass kid HELPLESS without is widdle gun.

Veld: and we'll hurt im LATER! I gotta get this kid ta go ta school!

Vin: I oughta kick your ass now.

Scarlet: Vinny's too old for school now.

Veld: *holds up hands* oooo, I'm so scaaaared.

Veld: He's such a skinny little shit e'll blend righ in.

Reeve: Promise? *trying to hide in front of the seat*

Scarlet: Yeah. I promise

Vin: You should be scared!

Reeve: *is not Veled, but is scared*

Veld: Heh. righ. I could learn ya good!

Vin: Oh please, You? I could so kick your ass.

Veld: Maybe *I* should damn well homeschool ya!

Vin: Kinky, Veld, real kinky.

Veld: Hey! 'is yer mind!

Reeve: *hanging head in hands* ...don't need to hear this...

Vin: No the voices in my mind tell me things but not those things.

Veld: I was thinkin ya could use some literar skills.

Veld: 's very good! I dun want ta be in any of yer perverted fantasies!

Scarlet: *laughing* Vin never went to school, Veld always rides him about it. They don't MEAN it. *pulls into the apartments* Let's go watch a movie?

Vin: The voices in my head don't talk about sex either... I would have hoped ONE of them would.

Veld: Awww, poor baby. Not enough action fer ya?

Reeve: Yeah... okay.. movie.. haha.. sounds good.

Veld: I could call some old friends... have goooood time.

Vin: I gave three girls simultanious orgams two nights ago, I think I'm fine.

Scarlet: GUYS! Why can you talk about sex and *I* can't?

Veld: YER NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX!

Veld: YA CAN'T PERTECT YERSELF FROM EVIL MEN!

Veld: And shit man, good work.

Veld: How come YA always git the fun?

Vin: Because you will never come get chicks with me. You always run and hide like a little bitch.

Scarlet: *turns to Reeve* You like noir films?

Reeve: *trying to ignore everyone* SURE. Noir is great!

Veld: Fuck ya! I dun do tha! I jus have prioreties!

Scarlet: You do run sometimes Sir.

Veld: Ya need some SCHOOLIN thas wha ya need.

Scarlet: *pulls up and opens door for Vin and motions* I live on the 15th floor, lets take the lift.

Vin: I am NOT going to school. Reeve's got a degree, that's all the smarts we need. I kill things.

ReevE: ....I'll meet you up there.

Reeve: *laughs a little* Need my exercise. *looks as if he'll be ill*

Veld: Ya need ta put some KNOWLEDGE IN YER BRAIN! Ya go on KILLIN things all tha time, YOULL NEVER GIT FREE!

Veld: ere. Howsabout I cut ya a deal. We go find us some girls and ya try an take some ah those COMMUNITY COLLEGE classes.

Scarlet: *gives vin her keys* Take Velly up there.

Vin: I LIKE killing things!

Scarlet: *grabs Reeve* You're riding the lift.

Veld: s'actly the problem.

Reeve: *not allowing himself to be dragged* I am taking the stairs, Scarlet.

Vin: I LIKE my job... *takes Veld into the lift*

Scarlet: Can I bribe you?

Reeve: *acting as if he's about to get an injection* No. Stairs.

Vin: *is oblivious to Scarlet and Reeve* I'm not goin to school

Veld: Pah. One day yer gonna wanna stop with all this bullshit. an ya won't have nowhere ta go.

Veld: Come on! Ya go ta school and ya git an orgy! HOW BAD IS THA!?

Vin: I didn't know I could quit...

Scarlet: *tugs at shirt* Please? You can't take the stairs everywhere.

Veld: *all whispery-like* If yer smart enough, they cant find ya.

Vin: Who? *is sobering up*

Reeve: I damn well can. *pulling away* Please, Scarlet.

Voice: *laughing, muffled, possibly STILL laughing from before*

Scarlet: *pouts* You can't let it control you, uhm... How about... I'll give you a kiss?

Veld: I said, if yer smart enough, ya kin get away. have a NORMAL life.

Reeve: *blink* A kiss.. Okay... for a kiss then. *scrunches face and heads toward lift*stops cold once he sees it*shakes head* Nonono.

Veld: *knocks on his head* Yer potential is in 'ere. Ya jus don try hard enough.

Vin: No hitty the head, you'll wake them up!

Scarlet: *hits the open button and kisses Reeve backing him up*

Vin: *Waits by lift* We gotta wait for Letty and Reeve.

Veld: Shit man, ya gonna kill me fer lookin out fer yer future?

Veld: Thas not righ.

Voice: *laughing* Oh god... keep him talking...

Reeve: *fighting it, really very much not okay*once he's ON it though, is shaking, clinging to Scarlet*

Vin: - He likes, me, I'll have you know. He even says so-

Voice: He's slobbering drunk. Probably just wants to get in your pants.

Voice: And if he was trying to win your trust, would he say differently? He'll rape you, then kill you.

Voice: Ya, he seems kinda faggy and shifty.

Vin: -he is NOT he likes women... And he wouldn't.-

Voice: You look kind of like a girl and he's drunk.

Vin: *out loud actually* I do NOT look like a girl.

Reeve: *clinging to Scarlet for dear life when the doors open, kindof still kissing her too*

Vin: ....

Voice: Oh, are you going to kill Twitchy?

Girl? *sees Reeve* YOU WILL UNHAND THE FEMALE!

Veld: VIN WE HAVE ROOKIE TO FRY!