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shinrayear012005-11-12 10:03 pm
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OOC
Drakon and I were just joking around way late at night. Way late. 20 years is part of Drakon's AU timeline, so don't correct us on the time. Contains a Cid/Vincent joke.
Vin: Hi, totally got locked in a box for 20 years.
Cid: Who the fuck's the old guy, Vampy?
Veld: ....shit.
Vin: *pinches nose*
Vin: ... could you perhaps NOT be inane for THREE BLOODY MINUTES? WHEN did Cloud let you out?
Veld: Who the hell's the foulmouthed one, Valentine?
Cid: Spike don't gods-damned well control me. And I wanted ta make sure you weren't doin nothing... what's that fuckin word... debatcherous?
Vin: This is Highwind... he is always like this, Cloud has disallowed choking him.
Veld: Seems like your type. Fun guy. I'm going to go bang my head on a wall now.
Cid: If he's makin a faggy ass joke, I want no part!
Vin: ... I hear Yuffie is breaking into the boiler room on the highwind...
Vin: and Putting Shera in a miniskirt
Cid: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU LITTLE THEIF I'LL CHOKE YA WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Cid: *Cid to save the day*
Vin: ...I was never that annoying, was I?
Veld: Somehow, I feel there is such a thing as karma.
Vin: Har fuckin har.
Veld: Man, what's up with the getup? I me, shit, I'm really sorry bout the... well, worse case scenerio thing, but you look ridiculous.
Vin: So I ah, sorta got done killing this demigod and taking down Shinra, and Reeve andLetty seem busy, so I'm staying here.
Veld: Excuse me?
Vin: *hands him his cape* You heard me.
Vin: *finds marshmellows* GOD same place for EVERYTHING, you're insane.
Veld: Wait... you were one of THOSE kids and your going to EAT MY FOOD?!
Vin: Yes.
Vin: Oh and I turn into monsters now.
Vin: I'll try to not do that though.
Veld: Eh, I kinda knew about that bit. My fault again.
Vin: I'll...well... alright so I think I lived. Still rusty on that.
Vin: *bites head off of the marshmellow bunny*
Veld: It IS you! *glomp*
Veld: Cut your damn hair.
Vin: What the fuck? of course its me! Who else has the balls to do this?
Vin: My hair is FINE
Veld: I was thinking it was another one of those hallucinations I've been getting. I mean, you went POOF and all that, and I was already kinda insane... you get the picture.
Veld: *notices claw thingy* This is new...
Vin: Ah, yeah. Well I killed Hojo, ShinRa's dead... *suddenly dawns on him* FUCKING HELL
Vin: I went off and did that GODDAMN HEROING BULLSHIT
Veld: And I heard you were good too.
Vin: I've ALWAYS been good.
Vin: oh quit smoking too
Veld: *jaw drops* Holy shit, what did they DO to you?!
Vin: Locked in a box, sorta took care of the addiction. I could start up again. Have Yuffie steal Cids er that red headed kid's.
Vin: You'd like these kids.
Veld: No. No smoking.
Veld: *gets sneaky grin* Hey... I WAS RIGHT!
Veld: YOU TOTALLY GOT OUT OF SHINRA!
Vin: *facepalm*
Veld: AND YOU'RE WHAT 47 AND STILL ALIVE!
Vin: Alive is debatable, Velly.
Veld: *gives him a lookover* You look DAMN good for 47, kid.
Cid: You lying little shit! Yuffie's playing checkers like a GOOD KID right now!
Vin: The whole... Highwind, don't you have something ... I don't know to DO?
Vin: Like... making sure boys aren't near Tifa?
Vin: Or... something?
Cid: DAMMIT! GODSDAMNED PERVERTS!
Cid: *to the rescue, again*
Vin: ... I will slaughter him one day, and send Shera flowers...
Veld: Oh, so he IS straight?
Vin: *locks Veld's door*
Veld: Kinda seems ta like ya.
Vin: Yes, straight. Gods no to the liking
Veld: Heh.
Vin: He's ... probably going to get into a cursing contest with someone on that bloody ship of his.
Veld: So anyway... I took care of your mom while you were gone.
Vin: *blinks*
Veld: She's not around anymore, though. Sorry. Can't live forever.
Vin: you hung out with my mom?
Vin: Thanks, Velly.
Veld: Least I could do. My meddling got you into that box. Sorry I didn't kill the bastard when I had the chance.
Vin: so, you still do the no touching thing?
Veld: Haven't had an episode in YEARS. Of course, I hallucinate sometimes, but I think that's because I'm going senile.
Vin: Good, *snogs*
Veld: I take it I'm forgiven then?
Vin: Yes, fucker, I'm not going to hold a damned grudge for over 20 years. Fifteen, maybe, but not over 20.
Vin: Hi, totally got locked in a box for 20 years.
Cid: Who the fuck's the old guy, Vampy?
Veld: ....shit.
Vin: *pinches nose*
Vin: ... could you perhaps NOT be inane for THREE BLOODY MINUTES? WHEN did Cloud let you out?
Veld: Who the hell's the foulmouthed one, Valentine?
Cid: Spike don't gods-damned well control me. And I wanted ta make sure you weren't doin nothing... what's that fuckin word... debatcherous?
Vin: This is Highwind... he is always like this, Cloud has disallowed choking him.
Veld: Seems like your type. Fun guy. I'm going to go bang my head on a wall now.
Cid: If he's makin a faggy ass joke, I want no part!
Vin: ... I hear Yuffie is breaking into the boiler room on the highwind...
Vin: and Putting Shera in a miniskirt
Cid: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU LITTLE THEIF I'LL CHOKE YA WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Cid: *Cid to save the day*
Vin: ...I was never that annoying, was I?
Veld: Somehow, I feel there is such a thing as karma.
Vin: Har fuckin har.
Veld: Man, what's up with the getup? I me, shit, I'm really sorry bout the... well, worse case scenerio thing, but you look ridiculous.
Vin: So I ah, sorta got done killing this demigod and taking down Shinra, and Reeve andLetty seem busy, so I'm staying here.
Veld: Excuse me?
Vin: *hands him his cape* You heard me.
Vin: *finds marshmellows* GOD same place for EVERYTHING, you're insane.
Veld: Wait... you were one of THOSE kids and your going to EAT MY FOOD?!
Vin: Yes.
Vin: Oh and I turn into monsters now.
Vin: I'll try to not do that though.
Veld: Eh, I kinda knew about that bit. My fault again.
Vin: I'll...well... alright so I think I lived. Still rusty on that.
Vin: *bites head off of the marshmellow bunny*
Veld: It IS you! *glomp*
Veld: Cut your damn hair.
Vin: What the fuck? of course its me! Who else has the balls to do this?
Vin: My hair is FINE
Veld: I was thinking it was another one of those hallucinations I've been getting. I mean, you went POOF and all that, and I was already kinda insane... you get the picture.
Veld: *notices claw thingy* This is new...
Vin: Ah, yeah. Well I killed Hojo, ShinRa's dead... *suddenly dawns on him* FUCKING HELL
Vin: I went off and did that GODDAMN HEROING BULLSHIT
Veld: And I heard you were good too.
Vin: I've ALWAYS been good.
Vin: oh quit smoking too
Veld: *jaw drops* Holy shit, what did they DO to you?!
Vin: Locked in a box, sorta took care of the addiction. I could start up again. Have Yuffie steal Cids er that red headed kid's.
Vin: You'd like these kids.
Veld: No. No smoking.
Veld: *gets sneaky grin* Hey... I WAS RIGHT!
Veld: YOU TOTALLY GOT OUT OF SHINRA!
Vin: *facepalm*
Veld: AND YOU'RE WHAT 47 AND STILL ALIVE!
Vin: Alive is debatable, Velly.
Veld: *gives him a lookover* You look DAMN good for 47, kid.
Cid: You lying little shit! Yuffie's playing checkers like a GOOD KID right now!
Vin: The whole... Highwind, don't you have something ... I don't know to DO?
Vin: Like... making sure boys aren't near Tifa?
Vin: Or... something?
Cid: DAMMIT! GODSDAMNED PERVERTS!
Cid: *to the rescue, again*
Vin: ... I will slaughter him one day, and send Shera flowers...
Veld: Oh, so he IS straight?
Vin: *locks Veld's door*
Veld: Kinda seems ta like ya.
Vin: Yes, straight. Gods no to the liking
Veld: Heh.
Vin: He's ... probably going to get into a cursing contest with someone on that bloody ship of his.
Veld: So anyway... I took care of your mom while you were gone.
Vin: *blinks*
Veld: She's not around anymore, though. Sorry. Can't live forever.
Vin: you hung out with my mom?
Vin: Thanks, Velly.
Veld: Least I could do. My meddling got you into that box. Sorry I didn't kill the bastard when I had the chance.
Vin: so, you still do the no touching thing?
Veld: Haven't had an episode in YEARS. Of course, I hallucinate sometimes, but I think that's because I'm going senile.
Vin: Good, *snogs*
Veld: I take it I'm forgiven then?
Vin: Yes, fucker, I'm not going to hold a damned grudge for over 20 years. Fifteen, maybe, but not over 20.